So when I turned 30, I told myself that if I'm not married by the time I turn 35, I would go into a sperm bank and get knocked up. I had a plan ... I will start with a house plant ... if I keep that alive for a year, I will graduate to a gold fish ... if I keep that alive for a year, I will graduate to a small pet (cat or dog, whichever doesn't cause my allergies to flare up) ... by the time I'm 35, I'll be ready for a baby.On the eve of my 35th birthday, I'm still working on the house plant. Oh, well ...
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Um, weren't you 35 about five years ago? :) LOL
Yeah, that's why I'm still child-less. I've only found the cartoon yesterday ... so give me a break, will ya?
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