T-G-I-F

After a long week, a man gets on a bus and sits next to a woman. "T-G-I-F," he said to the woman. "S-H-I-T," the woman replied. A moment of shock ... She must have misheard him or just didn't understand what TGIF meant, so he repeats himself. "Lady, I said T-G-I-F, you know 'thank goodness it's Friday'?" "Oh, I know," she replied, "... and I said S-H-I-T, 'sorry honey, it's Thursday'."