Is that how you spell it?

Boy:  What's "crotch-it"?

Me:  Don't know, but it sounds nasty. However, what I'm doing with this yarn and hook is called "crochet" (kroh-shey).

SPAM Slicer

You have NO idea how much I would ♥ LOVE ♥ to have one of these. Imagine all the fun foods I get to slice (other than my beloved SPAM) -- tofu, soft mozzarella cheese ...